Today's Battle Royale

The High Cheese, in an attempt to meet the highest standards of excellence for all of you adoring fans out there never rests until he has provided you with everything you have wanted (provided that what you want can be accomplished easily and in not that much time...but don't be ingrates, get happy!!!).

I bring you today the first installment of what may become a mainstay here at the home of the inside heater (baseball term): The Battle Royale.

After days and days of endless discourse on the crucial matter of which cereal mascot was coolest, I bring you the finalists who will dual to the death, or until there is an obvious winner. These two generated the most excitement and the most heated discussion. You wanted the best, you got the best...



In the red corner from Quaker Cereals, weighing in at a powerful 158, the master of minerals, the hooplah of the health world, the fiber tiger, the guru of grains, the nuclear laxative...


King Vitamin!









And his opponent in the red corner, from Post cereals, tipping the scales at a svelt 121: the sweetest thing, the smoothest groove, the father of funk, the playa freak of puffed wheat, the soul in the bowl, the champion of breakfasts and the breakfast of champions...


Sugar Bear







Now this is where y'all come in. You have the deciding vote. You determine who wins this battle royale. But the trick is, you gotta give us the reasoning behind your vote. Remember to fight kinda fair, and at least distract the ref before you do something really illegal.

Who loves you baby? That's right. The one and only High Cheese.