Breaking News: Eskimobot Abducted

This just in: In certain areas the streets are filled with rioters and angry protesters because of the recent inactivity of the blogspot super hero, the Eskimobot--one of the great honky trinity of blogging. Fans and critics alike cited that it was indeed unlike the Eskimobot to remain so silent for so long. Many questioned what had happened to the cultural prophet. Now, the High Cheese has learned from secret sources and the man himself what has happened to the beloved Eskimobot.

As it turns out, the Eskimobot has indeed been abducted. He was taken around Monday at about 8:30 am by a ruthless taskmaster. He is holed up is a sweatshop somewhere in the southeastern U.S. Officials are expected to announce that they have narrowed down the search area to the state of Georgia after just a few more moments of confirmation.

Reports from inside are that the Eskimobot is being gruelingly and slavishly overworked, being deprived of honest wages and even sleep in order to meet the brutal demands of his captor. Having spoken only momentarily with the Eskimobot himself, he assures me that his escape is imminent and he will not be silent for much longer.

Continue to pray and watch for his speedy and safe return.