Whitebread, USA

Greetings quesolitos, from Whitebread USA. Indiana is sunny today and the snow is slowly burning off. Right now I am sitting in my office thinking about all of oyu lonely quesolitos out there just waiting for something to happen--the phone to ring, the paging system to call your name, the walls to all crumble, something...anything. I am here for you, always remember it.

So having lived large for over a year now, I now find that I am living too large. I am needing to drop some ballast so that I can get back to my playing weight. I actually find it helpful to monitor my weight loss and gain by what position I could play on a football team--like right now, I would be an interior lineman, offense or defense. If I drop about thirty, I could play defensive end easy. If I drop twenty more, I am a great tightend or middle linebacker. If I can drop ten more, I am ready to be an outside linebacker or runningback. If I drop even ten more, then I can line up at strong safety. Pretty neat stuff. Nevertheless, for now I am a lineman, so I have to find a way to shed some unwanted pounds. It's a good thing that I love vegetables and fish. Thanks mom and dad.

Well, life changes tend to come in groups, so new move, new approach to eating, new job, it's all a package deal. And right now, I think it is a really good deal. I miss Jersey, but I like it here as well.

Here's hoping you're happy.

God save the Cheese.