Kristen Was Holding Out!

Good morning...High Cheese here. Everyone take their seats, let's get the board meeting started.

Throw me a frickin' bone here people. I can't know everything. I am not psychotic--I don't have ESPN. Okay. I can't see the future, or the past I never knew about. If I were I would have picked up on this and communicated it to the rest of yous, but as it is, I am just finding out now. I have not the opportunity of pride or great joy, instead it is shame and personal regret.

Everyone, the truth of the matter is, last night at about 11:30pm, the most incredible woman in the universe and I are sitting on the tater's couch talking after the tater and I finished a mean jam session. Anyway...

The tater looks over and says, "Have you seen Kristen's blog?" He has that look...that look that says, I know you haven't seen it, and I am way ahead of you. It isn't a mean look, but it is a look.

Bested by both his knowledge and his look, unable to mask my own look of crap! he knows more than me about my own friends. I shot back, "Kristen has a blog?!" I was simultaneously excited and bewildered. No mention of it to me. Why hadn't she mentioned it?

So I went there, and it is pretty solid. It needs an update, but deserves a frequent readership. I give her blog my highest and strongest recommendations.

And she got a boat.

Note: She even mentions "her other blog" in her blog, so what gives?!! Kristen, throw me a bone here? Little help? Where is it?

We love you, and only want to make you happy. Story of my life.