We're Moving, part 2

Hola quesolitos. So hows about another list, but this time things I won't miss.

I won't miss the worst drivers ever. I won't miss belching factories. I won't miss oil spills in the river. I won't miss cement. I won't miss abandoned row homes. I won't miss urban blight. I won't miss DYFS visits next door each month. I won't miss abandoned cars stacking up in parking lots (as opposed to lawns down south). I won't miss dirty streets. I won't miss shoveling snow. I won't miss having cement for a front yard. I won't miss 13000 residents in 2.7 square miles. I won't miss stop lights. I won't miss the Brooklawn shoprite. I won't miss road construction. I won't miss dudes that sit outside in nothing but briefs and a beergut. I won't miss shirtless joe (the drunker less famous cousin of shoeless joe). I won't miss so many drunk people in general. I won't miss anti-church group stances in politics. I won't miss global warming. I won't miss lawyers, and their lawyers, and their lawyers, and their lawyers...

I won't miss any of that.

There are some people I am going to miss greatly though...but maybe we'll talk about that next time.

God save the cheese.