Fight of the Week
Who would win in this all out brawl?
Dick Cheney or Donald Rumsfeld?
I want details.
This would truly be the fight of the century, and I would--no lie--pay at least $100 of my own money to watch this on pay-per-view.
posted by adam at 9:37 AM
3 Comments:
Cheney - because he brings the wampler's to the table every single morning. Cheyney woul schedule the fight, fly in froma secret location, and wait for Numbsfeld to drop in on a surprise inspection in a pair of white gloves. Cheney would look him in the eye, bend him with a bionic body blow and chew his ears off. Rumsfeld would lay there and bleed. Over in 2 minutes.
September 16, 2005 10:21 AM
Rumsfeld he is the secretary of defense for crying out loud.
I'm sure that man has done some pretty grimey things in his day.
September 16, 2005 9:59 PM
I'm not sure what a wampler is, but I know Cheney's would be better than Rummy's wampler. Anyway, what a great fight it would be!! TITANS in the ring!! I can see Rummy squinting at Cheney (kinda like Clint) and then I can see Cheney's SCOWL -grrrrrr-back at Rummy.
Oh yeah - I'd pay to see it. I guess my money would be on Cheney. No one can let a four letter word fly with more venom than he. Yep. My money's on Big Dick.
September 18, 2005 8:58 PM
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