Question of the Day

Today we go third-grade*: Would you rather eat a turd sandwich or make out with Janet Reno?



*Janet Reno's name has been supplied in the place of the ugly girl with the prosthesis in third grade whose name originally appeared in this fine and mature question from my past. I can only hope that that girl will forgive me for my cruelty as behind her back I honestly chose to eat fecal matter on bread instead of enjoying her romantic company.