Question of the Day

Sadly, I admit that this question came from a discussion with my Uncle whom heretofore I greatly respected, but after thirty minutes of why "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair is the greatest wrestler of all time (we really had this conversation), I found myself questioning my own judgment of cool. Nevertheless, on with the question:

If you were a professional wrestler, what would your name be?

Remember, if you choose your own actual given name (i.e. scott barker), you only last a couple of minutes in an unimportant match with some other really important wrestler who gets all the calls and doesn't have to try hard to beat you to a pulp.